A cab driver picks up a woman. She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop looking at her.  She asks him why he is looking at her. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I do not want to offend you”. She says: “You won’t be able to offend me.

When you are as old as I am, and have been a nun for as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I am sure that there is nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well”, the cab driver starts, “I have always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me”. She says: “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1 you have to be single and #2 you have to be catholic”. The cab driver is very excited and says “Yes, I am single and I am Catholic”.

The nun replies “Okay then, pull into the next alley”. The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make any man blush. When they get back on the road, the cab driver start crying. “My dear child” says the nun “why are you crying”?

“Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I am married and I am not Catholic”.

The nun says: “That’s okay. My name is Gary and I am going to a Halloween Party”.

Source: https://happylifereport.com